Quotes SMS

→ To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)

→ It's the one who won't be taken, who can not seem to give.

→ It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

→ It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

→ It's the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to dance.

→ Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !

→ Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world - Nelson Mandela

→ Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!

→ Don't drink and drive home!! Take a joint and fly home!!

→ Home is where the heart is born, lives and dies but still goes on !
→ Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if at first you don't succeed, fuck this world and smoke some weed.
→ If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.
→ Shit happens, life goes on!
→ Free your mind the rest will follow.
→ Work sucks ... Ladies go to work.
→ A beginning is a very delicate time.
→ Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John Lennon
→ Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
→ Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
→ Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
→ Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
→ Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!
→ On the toilet: Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
→ Love is an sensation. Caused by an temptation when an men puts his dictation in an womens combination. Do u get this conversation or do u want an demostration
→ All I ever wanted is what others have.


→ Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.


→ A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.


→ Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!


→ It is better to be fair than to be popular!


→ The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.


→ Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.


→ Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!


→ I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.


→ I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?


→ Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon


→ copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nuts."


→ Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.


→ It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.


→ A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy


→ A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.


→ A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.


→ I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.


→ He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.


→ When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.


→ The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.


→ The present is just as mysterious as the future.


→ People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.


→ You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.


→ Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.


→ Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.


→ What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"


→ Be yourself, there are enough other people.